That way people like me can avoid you like the plague. I guarantee a bunch of guys will swoon over you and as soon as they meet you in person they’ll be won over by your sparkling personality and won’t care that your picture was a total sham. Like you know those pictures people take of themselves in the mirror so you can see the camera? ‘Cause that kind of picture just screams, “Heyyy, I’m such a loser I don’t have any friends to take a picture of me!
” I don’t give a rat’s ass if Justin Bieber does it. Unless you ARE Justin Bieber and you’re reading this in which case, holy crap, Justin Bieber is reading my blog.
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You have a specific online dating goal that may be different than someone else.
Therefore there is no magic recipe for the perfect profile.
Until I did that whole online dating thing and met my totally awesome, badass, studmuffin hubby there.
I mean when I met my hubby online, here’s what I wrote to him: “I like meat, sports and beer.” A. If you’re a woman, post a picture of yourself with a dog.