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Breakupnotifier does exactly what it says on the tin.

Simply choose which of your friends you want the site to send you notifications about when there’s a change in their relationship status.

The app also includes a handy map so you can see your fellow Heavenly or Sinful people according to their location.

You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really.

A basic ‘Weekend Cassanova’ membership costs £225 per month, or you can splash out on the top level ‘International Playboy’ profile costing a mere £903 per month.

Convince singles that spending time with you is worth it by making them an offer that they simply cannot refuse” It’s like The Godfather – but you know, for lonely, desperate creeps.

Pure is an app for those that want to enjoy Tinder but are too embarrassed or shy to put themselves out there.

This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.

Using the microphone and ‘accelerometer’ to determine an accurate score, the app claims “All you have to do is start the application, put your i Phone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.

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